27 11 / 2011
So we just received emails with all of our itinerary and information regarding our tour to Medicine Hat for the Nutcracker this weeked, and I am literally freaking out. THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE and I just know that Ted is going to forget all her shit. We`re gonna get to medicine hat and she’ll be like “I FORGOT MY FUCKING POINTE SHOES!!!!!!” yeah it’ll be great. Kelly will probably be grumpy the whole time. Dan will be overtired, and I can just imagine her hopping around like a frog on the stage the day of the show during run through. With my luck they will have forgotten all of my meal ticket things and I’ll starve all weekend. Poor Rachel will be limping around on her broken feet all the time… we’ll probably have to bring along a wheel chair for her. But Lori and Dan have arranged some kind of tea kettle scenario, so tea will keep us alive. Caffeinated, of course. We’ll all have our packages of extra strength pain killers,a nd we’ll go hot tubbing on the very last day after wrapping my stomach in saran wrap. It’ll be the craziest Nutcracker weekend ever. Ten bucks we won’t get any sleep either. I will not sleep on the bathroom floor. That is all. This should be interesting
-Carl
